Monday, April 27, 2009

CEO's Boarding a plane.............

A memorable story about a hypothetical situation where twenty top CEOs boarding an airplane are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology.

Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that the software being used to fly the aircraft is developed by their companies.

Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed.

Asked why he is so confident in this first pilotless flight, and why he isn't afraid of crashing, he replies, "If it's the software developed by my boys, then this plane won't even take off."

Have i have to tell who the CEO was??

Practical joke on ex-girlfriend

A Soft. Engr serving in Govt. of India was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote him that she's breaking off their engagement and asked for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."


My new year's resolutions:

1. Would try to figure out why I need 10 e-mail addresses.
2. Would try to send atleast one mail a month to my friends.
3. call my parents atleast once a week. (this ones' dedicated to my parents).
4. Kick my boss on his butt whenever he comes up with his silly jokes. (dedicated to my team).
5. Avoid taking a diet coke with pizza-with-extra-cheese. (dedicated to my myself).
6. Would consume alcohol only on weekends and weekdays. (this ones for ME again).
7. Would not enter my e-mail address at websites in an attempt to unsubscribe from the spam I recieve. (to my poor mailbox).
8. Stay away from girls on the internet and concentrate on the ones on the intranet.
9. Would not spend more than an hour a day at orkut. (dedicated to my work).

And last but not the least

“Would not spend my time writing such posts full of crap when I have no work to do at office.”

Some Basic definitions..

College : Place where you're punished for getting Average HSC marks.

Babe : After two years in college, anything remotely female, qualifies for that title...esp for arts & Commerce guys...

Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen

Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.

Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.

Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby.

(No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)

Lectures : Waste of time.. physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP

Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....

Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.

Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes
packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You out get from class." "Are you Understand, ?" "Both of you two come here", "Draw a square of any shape")

Practicals : 60 to 120 minutes in which you watch the girls do
your programs, and usually destroy atleast a key in key board.

Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in
your group (simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the mouse & monitor, and finally copy it from the girls of course...or from guyz who get it from gals).

[B]. The Truth about exams....

Timing : when ur non science GF/BF is free to enjoy while u
slog with submissions & exams

Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you

Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...

Arrear : Makes you suicidal.. the WAY of life...

Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.

Re-verification: A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the arrear exam).

[C]. An MCA's 10 commandments of Life -

1. Thou shalt study only during the study leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals/lab records only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 45 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUT-standing student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST.
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.

[D]. The Years of College

F.C. Fond of College

S.C. Sick Of College

T.c. Tired of College


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Who wants to join in our office...

Who wants to join in our office... just have a look at the pictures and decide....

Never introduce your friend to your hubby...........

Just see the picture and u'll understand..........

(Enough is enough....)