Saturday, July 11, 2009

ஜொள்ளு மன்னர்கள்.... கிளிண்டனின் வழியில் ஒபாமா...

Monday, July 6, 2009

The REAL Meaning(s)

1) For your information, please.
We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2) Note and Return.
We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it a little while.

3) Review and comment.
Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

4) Action, please.
Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

5) For your necessary actions, please.
It's your headache now.

6) Copy to.
Here's a share of the headache.

7) For your approval, please.
Put your neck on the chopping block for me, please.

8) Action is being taken.
Your correspondence is lost and we are still trying to locate it.

9) Your letter is receiving our attention.
We are still trying to figure out what you want.

10) Please discuss.
I don't know what the %S*^&@ this is, so please brief me.

11) For your immediate action.
Do it NOW! OR we'll all get into trouble.

12) Please reply soon.
Please be efficient. It makes me revert to the Requester/complainant. Need to look efficient.

13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
They are causing the delay, not us.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Lateral Thinking ..

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking ..
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .

1. ------------

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

2. ------------

Ans. = I understand

OK .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines


Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

5. cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

6. ------------

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

7. knee

Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !

9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ! !

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ...................


Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

Ans. = long time no 'C'

Be Good. And If You Can't Be Good Be Careful!