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The REAL Meaning(s)

1) For your information, please.
We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2) Note and Return.
We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it a little while.

3) Review and comment.
Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

4) Action, please.
Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

5) For your necessary actions, please.
It's your headache now.

6) Copy to.
Here's a share of the headache.

7) For your approval, please.
Put your neck on the chopping block for me, please.

8) Action is being taken.
Your correspondence is lost and we are still trying to locate it.

9) Your letter is receiving our attention.
We are still trying to figure out what you want.

10) Please discuss.
I don't know what the %S*^&@ this is, so please brief me.

11) For your immediate action.
Do it NOW! OR we'll all get into trouble.

12) Please reply soon.
Please be efficient. It makes me revert to the Requester/complainant. Need to look efficient.

13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
They are causing the delay, not us.

Lateral Thinking ..

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking .. 
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. 
Think like a wizard . . . 
 
 
 
 
      man 
1. ------------ 
     board 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = man overboard 
 
 
 
 
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
     stand 
2. ------------ 
          i 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = I understand 
 
 
 
 
 
 
OK . 
 
 
Got the drift ? 
 
 
 
 
Let's try a few now and see 
how you fare ? 
 
 
 
 
 
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = reading between the lines 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4.    
     r 
    road 
     a 
     d 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = cross road 
 
 
 
 
 
Not having a good day now, are you ? 
 
Redeem yourself. 
 
 
 
 
 
5. cycle 
   cycle 
   cycle 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = tricycle 
 
 
 
 
 
Not easy to figure out ha! 
 
 
 
 
 
         0 
6. ------------ 
      M.D. 
      Ph.D. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = two degrees below zero 
 
 
 
 
C'mon give it a little thought ! ! 
 
 
 
 
 
     
7. knee 
   light 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = neon light
 
 
( knee - on - light ) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
U can prove u r smart by getting this one. 
 
 
 
 
 
           ground 
8.         --------------- 
feet feet feet feet feet feet 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = six feet underground 
 
 
 
 
Oh no, not again ! ! 
 
 
 
 
 
9. he's X himself 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = he's by himself 
 
 
 
 
Now u messing up big time. 
 
 
 
 
 
10. ecnalg 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = backward glance 
 
 
 
 
 
Not even close ! ! 
 
 
 
 
 
11. death ..... life 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = life after death 
 
 
 
 
 
Okay last chance ................... 
 
 
12. THINK 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = think big ! ! 
 
 
 
 
 
And the last one is real fundoo - - - 
 
 
 
 
 
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans. = long time no 'C' 

Be Good. And If You Can't Be Good Be Careful!